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Tahnee Atkinson is an Australian model, best known for winning the cycle 5 of Australia's Next Top Model.
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Puritas–West 150th station is a station on the RTA Red Line in Cleveland, Ohio. It is located at off West 150th Street just north of Interstate 71. The entrance to the station parking lot is off exit/entrance ramp to Interstate 71. There is also an entrance from West 154th Street, connecting the station directly to Puritas Avenue.
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