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{"type":"standard","title":"Portrait of Dirck van Os","displaytitle":"Portrait of Dirck van Os","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q17064881","titles":{"canonical":"Portrait_of_Dirck_van_Os","normalized":"Portrait of Dirck van Os","display":"Portrait of Dirck van Os"},"pageid":42428978,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3e/Portrait_of_Dirck_van_Os.jpg/330px-Portrait_of_Dirck_van_Os.jpg","width":320,"height":386},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/3e/Portrait_of_Dirck_van_Os.jpg","width":1660,"height":2000},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1271616175","tid":"54d9f4a2-da9f-11ef-9ebc-7bb8287aec37","timestamp":"2025-01-24T22:05:33Z","description":"Painting by Rembrandt, c. 1658","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_of_Dirck_van_Os","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_of_Dirck_van_Os?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_of_Dirck_van_Os?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Portrait_of_Dirck_van_Os"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_of_Dirck_van_Os","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Portrait_of_Dirck_van_Os","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Portrait_of_Dirck_van_Os?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Portrait_of_Dirck_van_Os"}},"extract":"The Portrait of Dirck van Os is a later painting by Rembrandt (1606–1669), created circa 1658. It is currently in the permanent collection of the Joslyn Art Museum in Omaha, Nebraska.","extract_html":"
The Portrait of Dirck van Os is a later painting by Rembrandt (1606–1669), created circa 1658. It is currently in the permanent collection of the Joslyn Art Museum in Omaha, Nebraska.
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