{"slip": { "id": 153, "advice": "Try using an old idea."}}
{"slip": { "id": 112, "advice": "It's not about who likes you, it's about who you like."}}
{"fact":"Since cats are so good at hiding illness, even a single instance of a symptom should be taken very seriously.","length":109}
{"slip": { "id": 146, "advice": "Today, do not use the words \"Kind of\", \"Sort of\" or \"Maybe\". It either is or it isn't."}}
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{"slip": { "id": 102, "advice": "Tell it like it is."}}
{"type":"general","setup":"Where does batman go to the bathroom?","punchline":"The batroom.","id":290}
{"slip": { "id": 175, "advice": "Plant a tree."}}
{"fact":"Purring does not always indicate that a cat is happy. Cats will also purr loudly when they are distressed or in pain.","length":117}
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